An embarrassing story.
A few years ago, when I was about 14 (I’m 20 now) I got to stay at my boyfriends house for winter break. At the time, my boyfriend, Albert, and I were in a long distance relationship (not by much though.) He lived about an hour away from where I did. But, I still hardly saw him.
So, when my parents allowed me to stay at his house for the majority of winter break, I was so excited! Unfortunately though, I had a little bit go a cold but it wasn’t like I had a fever or anything. Just a cough and a stuffy nose.
Albert and I were enjoying a movie when (oh goodness here we go) I began to get upset about something that was so stupid I don’t even remember what it was. So, I began to cry.
Albert felt so bad and he kept trying to be silly to cheer me up. He tried to tickle me, tell me funny things, and just about everything to make me laugh. But, the one thing that really got me to laugh was when he began to kiss me like a dork!
He would kiss me without puckering his lips, so they were just completely flat and he kept opening his eyes wide. I was letting him do this trying extremely hard not to laugh–I was still upset and he was not going to get off that easy (for whatever I was upset about.)
I kept holding in my laugh and when I finally did laugh, a huge laugh, it all came out.
Snot came all out of my nose and onto Alberts upper lip!
All he did was scream, “ew, Brittney!” He moved away from me and began to wipe it all off.
I sat there mortified. What should I do, I remember thinking. I sat there for a few seconds and did what I thought was appropriate. I laughed. I’m still laughing about it.
I was laughing so hard I was worried more snot would come out of my nose. I can’t believe I did that. Who blows snot onto their boyfriends lip? Me, I do. (sighs)
Albert and I are still together and I think I blew snot on him only one other time and it wasn’t nearly as bad as the first time. Because of it though he has various amounts of nicknames–booger queen, snot monster, snotney–the list goes on!
Although this story is embarrassing and I can’t believe I’m sharing it, I still think it’s also really funny too.